Monday, March 16, 2009

A Classic Repost in Honor of Spring Break


Back by popular demand...well, I liked it. A pre-blog-jack post, republished for the record. (Also, when originally written there was some question as to when this all happened. So, to clarify: this did not all happen in one day, or one week, or even in one year - or someone would not have survived. However, the fact that it all happened in one lifetime, is enough for me. Ooh, and I'm using their old alias' so I don't incriminate anyone in particular too much - just know that Wolverine, is not Wolfman. And, Tattletale, was not an alias, more of a label - and yep, it's usually the same kid.)

- Old man neighbor to Me, "I don't want to get him into trouble, but I thought you should know that your little guy set a bunch of pine needles on fire. He got it out alright though. I was watching. He's sure a creative kid!"

- Q? Me, "Hey you guys, why are all the tips of my knives bent?"

A. Tattletale, "Wolverine was practicing knife throwing last week."

- Q? Me, "Hey guys, why are there a bunch of dents in this door?"

A. Tattletale, "Calvin locked the door and wouldn't let us in, so Wolverine was trying to use the broom handle to break the door down."

- Tattletale, "Mom, I need a bandage for my arm."
Me, "What happened?"
Tattletale, "Calvin told me to hold this piece of cardboard and then sprayed spraypaint at it and lit a match..."


Lynne's Somewhat Invented Life said...

Just the words "Spring break" make my blood run cold. I don't know why.

Your post was hilarious with those photos. Glad that wasn't all in the same week--or year--but to a nonparticipant it was very funny.

devri said...

I now never want my boys to grow up!!! lol

Anonymous said...

Spring Break....I am looking forward to the break from routine.

Our children are all growing up way to fast.

Are You Serious! said...

♥ Oh dang! That would be a very bad week!!!

Mamarazzi said...

LOVED this the first AND second time!

Mamarazzi said...

lol word verification is "bounceit"

scrappysue said...

love the teen dead pan look on the left!!!

The One Klar said...

I know there are more stories than that. Haha. I keep thinking that post is going to be longer than it actually is. You could probably make an entire post about your poor pet history too. Oh well. What else is family for, except to make this life an adventure worth living for...we wouldn't want to make it to Heaven so badly if everything here were perfect. :)

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