Sunday, June 15, 2008

Random Bits

It's almost midnight and somewhere in my house a Dinosaur is shorting out. Every five to thirty minutes it goes off - Roaring loudly three times. However, the outbursts are over too fast and timed too sporadically to locate the little monster. I'm just afraid it's going to wake the baby or disturb my sleep all night!

Just a tip - never put your gilt edged china in the microwave. Major sparks. Apparently it is gold. Hmmm, whoda thought?

If you came to my house tonight, you'd get to dry your hands on my jeans that are hanging over the towel bar in the bathroom, just like I have all day long. I'm considering marketing denim towels. They would really be quite cute and durable, though not very absorbent. That way no one would ever steal the guest towels to use as a bath towel, thus preserving the decorative effect.

If I ever have a band, I'm going to call it "Adolescent Fiction". Can't hurt to be prepared right? What would you name your non-existent band?

5 comments:

Are You Serious! said...

♡ Love randomness! We had a toy beeping every 1/2 hour or so drove me crazy until I could fine it! I am SOOO terrible at making up names!

Cecily R said...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this post!! Randoms are my favorite and yours are FAB.

We had a toy robot under our bed for months and whenever Jon came over to my side to visit (HEE), we'd bottom out and it would go off. It scared the crap out of us the first few times. By the time it finally died we got used to it.

I don't think I can top your band name. It's AWESOME.

Mamarazzi said...

my band...Zer0 The0ry. OR i would love to join your band...i play an awesome tambourine!

love your random post...love it!

good luck finding the dinosaur!

sorry i havent been by sooner..seems i am always playing catch up these days!

carrie & troy keiser said...

Did you find the offensive dino?
Six Loud Monkeys.

KATE said...

I love your random crap!
I love those damn toys that go off at all crazy times and you can never find! I love them! It's a love/hate relationship!

My band would be... what am I talking about I couldn't start a band. never mind...

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